Yes... Yesssss!!!!
THE WORLD IS AWESOME
You guys ever see a news story that makes you go like this:
Well, that’s how I feel about several news stories today. Here, let’s take a look.
Yessss. Yesssss!!!! Yessssssss!!!! The good guys stay winning 😎
Yes. Yesssss. Celebrating with a veritable popped cork right now. Chugging champagne about all this.
Mmmmmhmmmm. You tell ‘em!!! Yessss. Hitting this one with a hard “YAY.”
Oh my god this is so awesome I’m screamingcryingthrowingup.
No stop because I’m legit about to nut you guys, like for serious…
Buh? Who da hell is Ayo Edibiri??
Nabeel’s Footnote
Received this in the mail the other day:
On the surface, it makes sense. There’s a new way they’ve found that gets you to jammy eggs—jammy eggs, of course, being the destination. But given all we know about the NYT Cooking section, I actually think we could be dealing with something much more sinister here. A perversion of the highest order.
I believe they’re using jammy as a verb. “A new way to jammy eggs.” They’re giving us a new way to jammy eggs. And in this case? They want us all to jammy.
I know. I know, gang. Let it all out. It’ll take a while for us all to process.