What Have I Wrought?

No... Noooo...

Striding through the wreckage, I cannot help but ask myself: What have I wrought?

What misdeeds have I done? What have I plundered and pillaged? How many have I killed? How many atrocities have I committed? Which homesteads have been laid to waste? Whose bodies did my sword cut through like a scythe? Who was the sorry recipient of my bloodthirsty marauder’s rage? Who saw the whites of my eyes before perishing feebly? Whose throat was slit by my cunning blade? Who saw a flash of white as I bared my teeth in intimidation? Who were the casualties of my various raised hackles and their attendant adrenaline-fueled psychological properties? Who died with the ghost of their last laugh etched on their face? Who tried to stand up to the onrushing hordes?

Erm, no, seriously though… 🤔 I lowkirk don’t remember… I don’t remember anything, really. (it’s revealed I’m a goldfish) :3 welp, time to eat more flakes!

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No… it’s NABEEL’S Footnote this week.

Oh, Sorry.

That’s ok! We all make mistakes.

Random ahh newsletter this week. This what we can expect from you going forward? Randomsauce type humor? Cringe as fuck. Bob Cheese type shit. Why not make fun of some kind of Indian guy or something?

What the hell? Who are you?

It’s just that your last le random newsletter lost Low Lift Ask 9 subscribers. Look at the graph.

You check those metrics? I don’t even look at them even one time, or even care at all. 😎 I’m awesome like that.

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