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Things They Don't Want You To Know
An expose from guest contributor Kyle Harris
98 percent of Titanic was improvised
There are only two triple Titanic VHS packs in circulation which I own one of. The third VHS is an hour of every scene that was improvised. Some examples include an elderly Rose dropping her necklace into the ocean which forced the directors to write a completely different ending and the violinists who were supposed to wack each other over the head Three Stooges style but chose to play the instruments instead.
1 Out of Every 8 White People Were Born in a Jansport Backpack
A 2012 research project backed by the United Couch-Ambler Foundation found that a large chunk of the White population came from a Jansport Backpack. Vince Vaughn holds an annual Jansport Heritage Brunch to celebrate. Tickets have remained at $55 despite growing popularity.
Rainforest Cafe Use to Stink, Like Stink Related to Smell Not The Service or Food
The original Rainforest Cafe pumped the smells of actual wild animals into the restaurant. Customer complaints included, “Clean the bathroom or something. I don’t know, this shit is not right whatever’s happening here.” and iterations of “It stank in here, damn.”
The Earth’s Temperature is Increasing Because No One Is Brushing Their Tongue
This fact can be found on the back of a Crest toothpaste tube or in the beginning credits of Rize, a 2005 documentary about Krumping.
Licensed Piloting Is Fake
They’re winging it up there. All commercial airliners are piloted by people who are good at doing things last minute.
Much of the food served is stolen from luggage. (Note: This is the only thing on this list that I’m only 70 percent sure about)
Life On Mars Was Discovered in 2005
An independent space travel team funded by Sbarro interviewed multiple inhabitants of Mars. Many of these inhabitants were wearing the fashion that is popular today. They had no intent on visiting Earth because of stomach issues.
Cedric The Entertainer Was the Original Voice of Cogsworth
LL Cool J is an ongoing Michael Bay Project
Michael Bay created LL Cool J as a concept in his basement and was shocked when LL took off. Who is LL Cool J? A Second City-trained improviser and artist originally from Nottingham. Fun Fact: Michael Bay directed this video and ghostwrote the lyrics for both LL and J’Lo.
There Are Multiple Succession Actors In This Commercial
TJ Maxwell is Buried Inside of a TJMaxx Store
It is unknown which location holds the founder, TJ Maxwell but many residents of Wilton, CT claim to see the jolly TJ giggling at shirts with funny characters on them around 7pm on Mondays.
The Megabus Mascot Was A Real Person
Megabus decided to rebrand after the retirement of their best bus driver only known as James. Mr. James became a legend after customers reported that he held in his farts for all of his bus rides. He’d say, “I hope you all had a great ride, I held in my fart this whole time by the way.” and some of these rides were over 8 hours.
Whose Line Is It Anyway Armed Their Audience
This is not so much unknown but audience members were given knives which upped the stakes for the performers. If any audience member did not find something funny or in good-fun, they were allowed to attack a performer. There was only one instance of an attack which remains unaired.
Grocery Stores Have Hidden Cameras
These are cameras
The videos that YouTuber pilots take of what they do up there feel like they should be illegal. You shouldn’t be able to learn how to fly a plane on YouTube.