Hey y’all. We need to say something. It’s scary hours, and it’s time someone spoke up.
At Low Lift Ask, we do not tolerate fascism. INCIPIENT OR OTHERWISE! Our government seeks to kill us via genocidal complicity, extrajudicial warfare, vaccine mandate rollbacks, and Coast Guard 24-year-olds in full gear on the streets. And no one is doing anything about it…
Well, guess what?
Low Lift Ask is.
Low Lift ask says,
FUCK FASCISM AND THE MILITARY!!!!!!! 😡😡
FUCK THE GLOBAL HEGEMON😮💨😮💨😮💨!!!!!!!!!
AND FUCK BELL PEPPERS TOO!!!
We do not negotiate with terrorists…
especially those in THE DAMN GOVERNMENT!!!!
And, yeah—all the colors can get fucked too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤
Me? Oh, yeah. I’ll say it…I HATE BEING SUBSERVIENT TO THE CAPRICIOUS WHIMS OF THE WEAK AND ARROGANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And another thing…WE CANNOT ABIDE BY THE SHAM OF THE “POST-WAR RULES-BASED ORDER” AND COOPERATIVE INTERNATIONAL LAW ANY LONGER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also—RAW CELERY CAN TAKE A WALK WHILE WE’RE AT IT!!!!!!!!! NEGATIVE CALORIES—MORE LIKE NEGATIVE EXPERIENCE !!! 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
If you put them in a dish that’s all that the dish tastes like—and it TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!
COMPLICITY IN THE FACE OF FASCISM TAKES MANY FORMS…
And when it’s all said and done…I WISH WE COULD REVERSE ENGINEER THE BIG BANG SO THAT THE CHAIN REACTION THAT PRODUCED THE FIRST BELL PEPPER AND THE FIRST STALK OF CELERY NEVER HAPPENED !!!!!!!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡 🙈🙈
FUCK BELL PEPPR AND CELERIAC DIASESAS!!! !! FUCJNNS;DIAJBVAS
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHHAHAAAAAAAA 🔥 I’M TIRED Y’ALL!!!!!!!
Ritam’s Footnote
This mf is dissing both mirepoix and sofrito… tf serving as your aromatic base then??
Thanks for this
Could you add something about people with Jeep who have those little rubber ducklings on the front window? Thank you! Love your work!