VitaCoco_luvr • 2h ago
Need an SNL sketch where Ryan Reynolds is hosting the show as Deadpool
Pesci_tarian • 1h ago
this would be so good. “Hello ladies and gentlement, looks like Disney reached a licensing agreement with NBC for me to be on the show tonight. mickey mouse and lorne michaels ran a train on this ip laweyers!”
fortran_life • 24m ago
you made me spit out my beer. That’s actually a really good joke. So meta-referential but the audience doesn’t need to get it to have fun.
Delpo_cheembor • 34m ago
Deadpool: Kevin Feige Let me out of his cage to go play tonight… let’s have some fun shall we people
Joker: Let’s put a smile on that face
Deadpool: Not like that you creepy fuck! I thought you’re the health ledger joker, not jared leto!
Edit: thanks for the gold!
lulzmont_2848 • 23m ago
This is so good. I hope the writers are in this thread. I wonder if the audience will get that joke, it’s so meta
poop_mcfart • 23m ago
Who is Health Ledger?
pydantic_monster • 23m ago
I almost prefer it with the typo.
PM_ME_YOUR_HISTORECTOMY • 4h ago
Need an SNL Sketch where the Please Don’t Destroy guys and the Good Neighbor Stuff guys and the Lonely Island guys battle for the title of “whitest boy”
critical_horse • 3h ago
I really don’t think we need more sketches about race.
gloop_glob • 1h ago
Agreed. I’m not white, but even I’m tired of hearing about how white people suck.
critical_horse • 39m ago
What race are you, if you don’t mind me asking?
gloop_glob • 37m ago
I’m French.
jooblord • 6m ago
Thank you for saying what everyone’s thinking. I miss classic SNL.
gif_master_baiter • 3m ago
Everyone thinks SNL was best when they were in high school. It’s science. The sad reality is that they’ve always had some good sketches and some bad sketches, and you just remember the good ones better.
jooblord • 2m ago
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gif_master_baiter • 1m ago
Wow. A copypasta response. Really mature.
mister_rogers_DICK • 24m ago
Lol, and then they could all sing lazy sunday together
horse_man_pig_boy • 22m ago
These ideas are too good. I hope the writers are in this thread, wouldn’t be surprised if we see something like this on the show next week.
Fleepwoob_PC • 43d ago
I had an idea for an snl sketch where Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas are looking for Merry and pippin in the two towers, and they get to where they were, and aragorn gets down on the ground to use his dunedain tracking skills to find them, and then he gets to the point where they were lying in the grass, and he points to it, and there’s just an impression of two huge asses, like really huge asses, and there’s an ass crack and everything. and aragorn points and is like “this is where they lay” and then gets down and sniffs the grass very deep
Nabeel’s Footnote
Next time let me know when you want to get a little freaky with it like this. Imagined Indian voices on the internet, Reddit commenters, that kind of thing—some would say it’s right up my alley, too, so we could maybe collab and work on it together. Bounce ideas and riffs. Just a thought for next time.