Salt and Vinegar Kettle Chips Ranking

The Definitive Guide

Given:

• Potato Chips are the best type of chip

• Kettle Chips are the best type of potato chip

• Salt and Vinegar is the best type of kettle chip

10. Kettle Brand Potato Chips Sea Salt & Vinegar great taste… naturally™ net weight 8.5 oz (240g)

She’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettle Brand and probably Moon Boy for all I know.

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These chips honestly suck dick. They’re cut so narrow and oval. No folds. Lots of powder. Hate them. Their ubiquity makes them even more loathsome. So many times have I walked into a low-tier grocery store and been stymied by this brand. No longer. Today, we fight back.

By the way, we know this is gluten free. Do they think we’re morons????

9. Cape Cod Kettle Cooked Poato Chips Sea Salt & Vinegar

Pains me to put this so far down this list, as I think these specific chips actually led to a two year long period of clinical obesity for me. We have history. But no longer. They’re too powdery, they make your hands sticky with the powder. Cape Cod chips excel at Normal Flavor, preferably dipped in Heluva Good French Onion dip. Everything else… leave that shit at home. These chips also blow out your taste receptors. Maybe too much citric acid or something.

8. Uglies Kettle Potato Chips Salt & Vinegar Flavored

These actually taste really good, but the likelihood of getting a folded chip is too low to rank these higher.

7. Hal’s New York Kettle Chips Sea Salt & Vinegar Kettle Cooked Potato Chips

Say Kettle Chips one more time 😂

6. Miss Vickie’s Sea Salt & Vinegar made with LOVE & CARE

Oh, nice, you must be at a corporate salad place!

5. Deep River Snacks Sea Salt & Vinegar Flavored Kettle Cooked Potato Chips

The better Miss Vickies. Fight me.

4. Zapp’s Poato Chips New Orleans Kettle Style Salt & Vinegar

Great flavor. Great crunch.

3. Lay’s Kettle Cooked Sea Salt & Vinegar

Sleeper hit. Corporate behemoth swooping in strong. These chips have the much-vaunted FOLD factor that makes kettle chips truly great. Perfect texture. Also, it’s weird that Lay’s is a possessive.

2. The Original Saratoga Chips America’s First Kettle Chip Salt & Balsamic Vinegar Made with Mountain Pure Himalayan Salt

Now we enter the realm of non-traditional vinegars. These chips are delightfully crunchy and tangy. I housed a whole bag yesterday. America is gonna be ok.

1. 365 Whole Foods Market Kettle Cooked Himalayan Salt & Apple Cider Vinegar Flavored Potato Chips

Mr. Bezos and the Everything Store have done it once again… these chips are so subtle and their texture is heavenly. Apple Cider Vinegar pops off.

Nabeel’s Footnote

Nice. Even in your earnest attempt to engage with Chip Lyfe, you still bought into the big lie that we’ve been sold for the past 10-15 years: that “kettle-cooked” is best. Give me a damn break.