nmjc brand activation

a hostile takeover

harry

and

randa

Dec 08, 2023

Looking for Ritam and Nabeel? Check out their cross post on our newsletter here.

Nabeel, Ritam, if you’re reading this….its’s too late.

We’re in.

Nabeel…you fool. Did you really think Reddit user “cosmicvitae” was just “a fan of the newsletter as a medium”? No, it was me, phishing you for your puny little password.

Let me show you.

Step 1: We hacked into the Syracuse MFA Mesh-Network to find out Nabeel’s most visited websites. Number one, oddly, was addictinggames.com, but their backend is famously impenetrable so we moved to your second most visited site, the Golden State Warriors subreddit.

Step 2: Using Thielian deep learning content reverse search we were able to figure out Nabeel’s username. Jtizzle1231.

Step 3: Lay the trap. We found a post that Nabeel was almost certainly going to respond to.

Step 4: We engaged in an argument about Warriors breakout superstar rookie Brandin Podziemski

Step 5: Get his ass.

Hook Line and SINKER

So Nabeel, you can stop sending deep fakes of Podjemski hooping in those 2011 Obama white house pick up runs…we dont care!! No, we just wanted access to your substack so we could finally end this nmjc / low lift war once and for all. With a post so good that either you get deplatformed or everyone just subscribes to US.

Ritam….dont think for a second you’ve escaped either.

Remember this? Yea well…….we do…..

Peter1 gave us access to your Skimmm Slack DMs and lets just say they were rife with contraband…or should I say…Matt Rife with contraband.

I wonder how your progressive esoteric leftist audience will feel about you begging the skimmm to let you ask Alec Baldwin to do a “guest post” in his trump character in 2018.

A smoking prop gun indeed.

So, readers of LLA…these are your kings? Yea their playing with the form alright….playing DEAD instead of FORMING a coherent political ethos (the goal of all substacks btw)

Anyway, you want straightforward discourse come on over to nmjc.