(whispering)

Shhh!!! Ritam—shut up! You’re going to wake everyone up. SHhh! They’re all sleeping!!!

OK…now that everyone is fast asleep…and it’s nighttime…what do you think everyone thinks of this newsletter? It’s been a year, and I guess—SHHHH! Dude!

Jesus, you’re gonna get us all killed…OK, so, at this rate, do you think we can monetize this shit and scam our friends into paying for this, or like whatever? I mean, we did just forget to do today’s—OK, sorry! Sorry! I’m piping down. And yeah, I won’t say that publicly or anything…but it is wack that no one texted me, like, “No Low Lift Ask today?” Did anyone text you? It feels like we’ve jumped the shark, right?

SHHHHH!!! They’re sleeping, dude! Come on. Also do you like any girls in school?

Ritam’s Footnote

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mother: now you boys keep it down during the sleepover tonight and don’t stay up too late 12 year old me and the boys at 3am:

December 22nd 2020

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It’s been a year of writing this thing! We deserve the chance to forget to do one…

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