Just scroll through the camera roll. See what pops up. Just scroll through the camera roll. See what pops up.
Whoa, hey. What’s this cool lemon I saw? In my own kitchen, nonetheless.
I say the following to it.
The lemon doesn’t respond. I look closer at its beauty. Its perfect little peak. The nub. The nip. I stare. It stares back. I try adding some eyes to it, to see what fits.
No.
Right. Makes sense that this works. Won’t be going down this path.
No—this doesn’t fit the “goal” of this project—which seems to be creating an appropriate persona for the lemon.
Creepy.
Somehow, I like this one. I feel inspired… inspired enough to write a song…
Elegance (Song Parody) — Opulence Zicam Cold Remedy
I wish I had the wisdom to just not do a newsletter instead of add more dogshit to the world. Whatever!
Nabeel’s Footnote
Hmmm
Nothing fucked me up as hard as Ben Thompson of Stratechery pronouncing ‘Hamish’ like ‘ha-meesh’ on his podcast, I’m pretty sure he thought it was an Arab name