Learning From The Xperts
A lesson in true intelligence
I’ve been learning more and more these days about how I wasted all my time and money by going to the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor campus) for four years. Many young men, after reading legendary/epic books by Peter Thiel and Alex Karp have decided not to do that in favor of changing the way we think, act, and interact with the physical world through the magic of venture capital—I wish I was given this decision as a young 18-year-old. I promise I wold have developed the most successful URL ending in “.ai”—you can bet on that. 100% guarantee, brother.
Check this out:
This kid gets it. I want to preserve my brain in amber at the age of 18 and not receive any more inputs. Everything from that point on should be wise and invaluable knowledge that I am producing and dispensing for the world—because of all the experience I have. One can only ideate from a place of mental purity; the best homeowner loan compliance servicing automation platforms are fr the ones that are unclouded by things like “college” and “woke” 🔥🔥🔥
I take a similar approach when it comes to world events. I believe the world’s experts on what’s going on around me are actually humble, everyday citizens, each empowered by an inherent tenacity, unflappable drive, and a lack of a woke indoctrination by DEI institutions!
Last night, I used X—one of my favorite educational tools, second only to Claude!—to learn more about what was happening on this big beautiful rock of ours. I already use X to learn more about Films, which are filmed pieces of entertainment that provide a story to learn about and follow within 2-3 hours.
I heard from one of my buddies from HS last night that Israel decided to “go ballistic” on Iran. I generally am tight with Persian food (for example Kabab Koobideh!) but wanted to know more via X just what the hell was going on.
In this thrilling exchange, Dr. Eli David provided me with 🚨 Breaking news that Israel has conveyed the message that if Iran retaliates, Khamenei will be eliminated. (I guess if our subscribers didn’t know this yet, I am, I guess, 🚨 Breaking this news to you all, so I’m kind of reporting it [not claiming any veracity for legal reasons, though, just letting you know what Dr. Eli David told me]). To confirm that what Dr. Eli David was reporting was true, Brandon’s Daddy (@GetUpOffThatThg) called in one of the most powerful and accurate tools on the planet: grok. Grok then told me that Dr. Eli David’s rigorously reported claim is plausible but unverified.
All in all, this was a really worthwhile use of my time—I learned so much.
I decided to take a look into Dr. Eli David’s background.
Wow—talk about credentials. Dr. Eli David is an AI Researcher, Lecturer, Entrepreneur & Investor, as well as one of the Top 100 Most Influential X Accounts. At this point, I didn’t need any more convincing: Dr. Eli David is a certified genius, badass, and epic Founder! Plus, his name is two first names, and I have two friends named Eli and David, who are also friends with each other. That engenders familiarity and a sense of comfort to me, because I can giggle to myself a little when I see the name “Dr. Eli David.” I love X!
The next stop in my train of thought: it seems like the best, most trustworthy, and important news comes from posts on X that begin with “🚨 Breaking”—what else could I learn?
This was a truly edifying back and forth. Peachy Keenan reported that a federal judge in San Francisco has ordered Israel to rebuild Iran’s nuclear facilities—and gabe, ever the skeptic, similarly brought in grok to see if she was really about that life. Grok let me know that this claim appeared to be false—whereas before, when I had just read Peachy Keenan’s breakthrough reporting, I used my reading comprehension skills and assumed what I read to be true: that a federal judge in SF, a city in which I had just the other day recently enjoyed a lovely burrito, had ordered Israel to rebuild Iran’s nuclear facilities.
Ms. Peachy turned out to be quite the looker, and, being someone who is taken, I decided to respect her privacy and leave her page imminently. Plus, it turns out she identifies as a “husbosexual”—meaning, of course, that she is in love with her husband. Thanks, Peachy, for all you did for me last night. I learned a lot.
Last night, I also learned from @PamphletsY that North Korea will provide Military Support to Iran.
Grok seems to think this is untrue, but either way, I definitely learned so much by poring through this dialogue between two titans of journalism.
Next, I learned from another doctor, Dr. Aniket Sakhare, that Netanyahu personally hit up Modi, from opposite sides of a billowing cloud of smoke, which could either have been from the Air India crash or a “preemptive” strike in Tehran, who knows, to tell him what he was about to do. Thanks to Dr. Sakhare’s dogged determination and reportage, I now know that “India continues to play a key role in Global diplomatic discussions.”
My night proved to be one of immense, uniquely enriching education via the platform X and its attendant LLM, grok. It turns out I didn’t need a college degree from the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor campus) at all—just an internet connection and an intellect cured of the woke mind-virus.
This whole auto-didact shit easy as hell when you got X and AI to lead the way 😂 ! FUCK SCHOOL AND PRINCIPLES/PRINCIPALS!!!!!!!! (don’t know which one)
Let me know if you guys think of other ways I can enrich my mind via social media platforms. I am always seeking expert opinions.
Ritam’s Footnote
Nabeel has been outed as a lover of school, mean teachers, evil principals, boring homework, staring at the clock and drooling on your desk while gnawing your number 2 Ticonderoga into wood pulp so fine that a beaver would begrudgingly salute you if they were in the class and watching you.
Meanwhile I’m actually more of the skateboarding, chewing gum, forgetting my textbook, El Barto type ilk, so I can’t really relate to these sentiments. This actually explains a lot—whenever I ask Nabeel to hang and shoot some hoops he says he’s too busy “studying for the AP.”