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Look at this: West Elm Caleb. Everyone saw this? First it’s Tom from Myspace, then it’s Alex from Target, now it’s West Elm Caleb.
I mean, what’s next? Bryce from Best Buy? 😂 Seriously!
Like, Ikea Shane? Home Goods Harrison? Jesse from Joanne Fabrics? Restoration Hardware Ray? Pottery Barn Felix? Wayfair Larry? Ashley Furniture Ashton? Dave from Joybird? Article John? Crate & Barrel Siegfried? Raymour & Flanigan Roy?
Benedict from Ethan Allen? Paul from Walmart? John from Safeway? George from Meijer? Ringo from Kroger? Gabriel from Spotify? Harvey from Tidal?
Facebook Liam? Apple Elijah? Amazon Oliver? Netflix Dylan? Google Jayden? Eli from Notion? Seth from Scale.ai? Palo Alto Networks Paul? AMD Allen? Nvidia Navneet? Rambus Ranjan? Mark from Logitech? Juniper Networks Jason? Mason from Warby Parker? Isaac from Allbirds? Warby Parker Luke? Glossier Adrian? Ron from Harry’s? Harry from Dollar Shave Club?
Zach from Outdoor Voices? Airbnb Jose? Vrbo Luca? UPS Christian? FedEx Dominic? Zac from Hims? Jeremiah from Roman? Jeff from Walgreens? Pradeep from CVS? Duane Reade Sebastian?
Muji Mike? J. Crew Jose? Keith from McNally Jackson? Adam from Van Leeuwen? Charlie from Blank Street Coffee? Chase from Blue Bottle Coffee? Chet from Partners Coffee? Chuck from Devoción Coffee? Chuey from Hungry Ghost Coffee? Sidharth from Shake Shack?
Starbucks Simon? Starbucks Reserve Garfunkel? Jake from Joe’s Pizza? Randy from Republic of Booza? Levi’s Brett? Whole Foods Harry? Sephora Steve?
Diptyque Kevin? Moe from Equinox? Kendall from Malin + Goetz? Matt from Martha’s Country Bakery? Bobby from DIG Inn? Halal Cart Hugo? Birkenstock Barry? Joey from Le Labo? Everlane Al? Rob from Urban Outfitters? Madewell Mark? Louis from Patagonia? Bart from Brooklinen? Wyatt from Depanneur? Nate from National Sawdust?
I mean 😂 ! Seriously, what’s next?! It’s ridiculous! And can someone help me find my way home? The Bedford Ave L stop is under construction!
Ritam and Nabeel from Low Lift Ask…
Hey, the tiktok bio of the girl who posted the original tiktok is “Made in China but I ain’t cheap.” christ