Hello. It’s Friday morning, and I’m currently “hungover” (did not drink a drop of alcohol but feeling this way anyway) from eating a lot of food last night for Diwali. I thought I’d take advantage of my addled state to resurface something that a few subscribers may enjoy.

The inception of this newsletter came about a few years ago, when Nabeel and I decided to put out a daily newsletter to our invite list as a lead-up to a party in our apartment. It was fun, and we enjoyed it so much that we decided to keep it going in a more formal fashion, but I’ve never forgotten about one piece of content that I was particularly proud of: a short screenplay predicting the events of the then-future party.

If you’re one of our many subscribers that do not know us IRL, rest assured that this is funny anyway. Click the button below to read it!

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And if you’re curious: the party did turn out exactly like this. And we don’t live at that address anymore, so don’t come knocking. And no, I don’t know how to correctly format a screenplay.

Cheers folks, Happy Diwali. I’m going to write about the Facebook / Meta thing in two weeks. And NFTs, or whatever, and stuff like that too.

Nabeel’s Footnote

Damn, dude. Didn’t know I could just say, “Hey, read one of the things I wrote before” as one of my bi-weekly assignments. Didn’t know I could just do that. Damn.