Curiouser and Curiouser

Down the rabbit hole

Harumph. Fools. I’m surrounded by fools and sycophants. But not you, eh? Not you, my darling reader. You discern. You critique. You are of a higher class of sophisticate. Your erudition knows nary a bound. So it is to you I pose this question:

Why on earth are you reading this?

There is much to be done in this world. There are great works to be completed. You could be doing an errand, or even cooking a meal. You could, as is traditional for Americans at noon on a Friday, even be pursuing that most hallowed of objects: money.

Here are some ideas for why you might still be reading this:

1. You have nothing happening in your life. You are a sad shell of a person.

This feels the most likely.

2. You are our friend and want to support us.

🫵🤣 Damn, what a horrible deal you got. Having to read this claptrap every week for 6 years in exchange for what?? Having some mid pasta at my house every once in a while and being forced to watch 30 bad Youtube videos or have me show you how “good the spider-man 2 game graphics are”??? fohhhhhh

3. You’re an Indian guy curious about other Indian guys who pursue endeavors that lack prestige or moneymaking potential.

Well, there’s no big secret to it—just a healthy sense of disdain for anything useful in this world!

4. Literally can’t even think of a fourth reason.

Yeah. All you fourth reason people are little weird fucks. Can’t figure you out at all.

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Secret fifth thing: you want to have s*x with us ….