'Challengers' Movie Review
'Challengers' Movie Review
My thoughts on the new film from Luca Guadagnino
Tennis is sex.
Tennis? It’s sex.
Tennis sex. Zendaya in the new movie that’s about sex tennis. Zendaya is serving. Realness. C-word don’t know if I can say it. Serving sex.
Tennis Zendaya movie hot. Green ball spinning in tennis movie. Prince Charles Riff sex threesome. Y Tú Mamá Tambien vibes movie Zendaya sex.
I am seeing tennis sex movie weekend. Weekend full. Syracuse. Events. Mall. NBA playoffs tennis movie. Embiid flopping. All things on screens. Watching screens, typing on screens—moving screens. Hah, nice.
Nabeely needy drinky; cocky want boing boing. Memes. Joined semi-colon. Zendaya in sex tennis movie. Do I watch friends or alone? Choices. Many things mind.
Tennis. Ultimately. Tennis is the new sex. Tennis movie watch.
Learn tennis—
Acquire tennis skills. Forehand continental grip. 120 mph. Aggressive baseliner. Terms. Imagine that sex is like tennis. A Bigger Splash meaning sex. Sex transfigured into tennis—the ball is the metaphor, dislocated object accruing new meaning. Splash = cum? Could be cool. Luca Guadagnino. Giallo horror.
I am doing well.
Tennis, learned. Sex, had. Develop new trade. Ply. Ply ply ply. One-ply, Two-ply, three-ply—who gives a shit? I’m wiping nonetheless. Plying trade. What to do? Tennis already plied. “Shawty” - Plies (look up Plies old tweets). Come on Nabeel Focus. Zendaya multi-hyphenate—what you? You nothing. Jab finger mirror. Nothing, dirt, lower than a dog. Do something. Use your hands. No alienate from labor. Make something tangible. Jab again. First section finger bend backward hurt. Ow.
Zendaya sing dance act now tennis movie sex. Josh guy big ears. Alice Rohrwacher. Word association. Mind going brazy on the tenuous connections. Prince Charles gardening. God. Everyone do multiple thing. You barely do taxes. Grow up. Grow up now. Learn craft. Motor skills deteriorating. Carpal tunnel. Carpe diem. Nice.
Settle on film photography. Indian guy ahh hobby. Slap side of head. Multiple time. Hurt self. Come on Nabeel. Film photography headass. But power through. Ignore assumptions + cliches. Camera look cool. Cheap ebay. See if work. Film tangible product hold in hands make feel useful world.
First step google Reddit film photo for beginners many options. Blogs or forums? Which camera buy new vintage store James Street selling. That one looks cool. Zenday and Luca Guadagnino make new movie where tennis is sex. Shot on film? Don’t know probably digital. Death of film. Filmy substance. Filmic as word. What it means? Don’t know Hear people use word “fictive” recently chill out. Chill out. Don’t use that word.
Film camera acquired. Now develop? What comes first—
Thai Village restaurant Liverpool NY. What to buy for lunch? Menu too much going on. Insert image break up monotony of text. What choose? Ritam mad if no image right at top. Ritam say attention span low need visual aid. Ritam big baby bitch 😂😂😂 Hope don’t read hope everyone eyes glaze over. No ideas. End Substack soon? Could be good bit to fake ending. Fake climax. Sex…. movie..tennis
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Nabeel come on get back task at hand. Attention deficit disorders. Self diagnose. Modern condition. What does the novel have to say about Being Alive Today? Acquire film. Many options 50mm film f/1.8 aperture. Terms. Jargon. Love jargon. Jargon-based fiction. Is that my thing? Make different sport be new sex. Every sport could be sex. Tennis right now, later who knows? Golf. “The Legend of Bagger Vance.”
Brands—Nikon, Kodak, Leica, Ansel Adams? Stephen Shore. Americana—nostalgia. Dipping thing in liquid. Dipping film in liquid slimy. Red lights, dark room. REDRUM REDRUM. Think Zendaya shoots on film Camera? Maybe. Erotic new sex movie tennis. “Where has all the sex in movies gone?” “Marvel has de-eroticized and neutered modern cinema.” Grow up. Shut up.
New Taylor Swift song Post Malone. Love Posty. White Iversoooooon. Love that guy/
OK lock in. Tapping on glass vintage store James Street head looking down. Tap tap. Acting like thinking. “This one work?” Guy pulls it out. Looks fucking sick. Imagine me with strapped around neck. Alex Garland Civil War. No work $75 take to random store fix. I do.
Dude asks me come round back. I come round back. Cum round back < lol. Imagine that. “Why want?” “Plying new trade. Acquiring skills. Develop craft. Maximize potential income streams.” “Say no more.” Sleep No More. Ending soon. Never went. None friends got me tickets, fake. Fake as fuck.
In back room red room dark lights I squeal. Just like in movies. Twin Peaks. Slimy bucket on table I want see dip film in. Where I? Somewhere Erie Blvd. Text on phone: “Michael Penix Jr. to the falcons lol” Mike Penis
Dude tinker camera. Assume no work. Hold up door in back? “What’s in there?” Hesitant. No answer at first. Legal trouble? Cease and Desist letter. Why no one use “desist” on its own? Always the bridesmaid.
“What’s back there?” Repeat
“Need to know if you’re chill”
I’m chill.
Open door it’s goon cave. Know this. Seeing multiple videos about “goon” “mog” “skibidi” “fanum tax” “Kai Cenat” “rizz gyatt” “Ohio” “Edge” recently Don’t know meaning but understand signifiers. Signifier and the signified. Semiotics. Barthes. Goon cave covered in images.
Dude hasn’t even fixed camera for me. Just another day in life Syracuse. Ask goon cave why.
“I’m not getting all of my sexual needs fulfilled at the American cineplex. Modern film has become so antiseptic, devoid of sex or real eroticism, that I can only get my rocks off via the electric frisson of my personal goon cave. American life is so staid now. Public sexuality has been shunted in favor of the private, the niche.”
Dude too online. Chill tf out. But tell him.
“New Zendaya movie sex tennis threesome. Apparently goo—”
“What time?”
Abandon whole film photo thing watch movie great stuff loved it Oscars? Don’t think so too weird Josh O’Connor big ears Zendaya what can’t she do superstardom confirmed Regal Unlimited pass paying off final review below: