DISCLAIMER: This post was written before The Royal Family confirmed, this morning, the tragic passing of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, at 99. In the interest of transparency, we are moving forward with publishing this story in its original version, unabridged and unedited.

• YOOOOOOO

• My man with the horrendous fit…

• CERTIFIED BRUH MOMENT!!!

• Lmaooo dude went with boot-cut pleated wide-leg khakis

• Where you going—the HERB CONVENTION?!??? 😂

• Dog 😂😂😂😂😂

• TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY in this MF—emphasis on the TAILOR!!!!!! (CAUSE HE NEEDS ONE)

• Your head about to get wet…LMAO IT’S RAINING!!

• BRUH

• 😂😂

• TFW you need to go film KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE!!!!!!

• LMAO!!!!!

• My man went full ROGER STONE—AND COMMITTED A FELONY IN THE PROCESS TOO (crime of fashion)

• Hey “Ziwe”—I’ve got an iconic guest for you RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!! 😂

• Yooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

• They run out of DRAWERS or PLACES TO STORE YOUR VARIOUS ITEMS at Buckingham Palace??. Or?? 😂

• TFW Miansai has a sale on brass-plated jewelry…

• Her face is saying 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO BE BREXITED FROM THIS NARRATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ritam’s Footnote

If you’re wearing:

You just might be an Indian kid in AP Physics B!!!!